First impression is BLAND
Not actually a complain-y post (I read the comments), just an observation. I sort of scarfed it down after a bike ride so probably need to re-evaluate. I imagine this is sort of what Neutral tastes like with a sprinkling of cocoa powder. I really liked the Salted Caramel and have yet to try Vanilla.
In general I lament the loss of the Twenny bar. I will miss the cookie-dough esque logs. I would also good-naturedly plead with support to get my hands on a pizza bar (just seeing this now) or to pay to get some some of the last of the Twenny bars in my pantry, although I did stock up.
Overall optimistic and will eat my way through this box.